As if we need more reasons to stan the unbothered queen, Heart Evangelista.
It takes guts to fight back when someone’s testing every fiber of your being, but more so, clapping back in a calm and charming manner. Take it from eternal style icon, Heart Evangelista. We can only imagine doing nothing and yet getting unsolicited, tone deaf comments (what more on her DMs) from strangers on the Internet. Quite creepy, isn’t it? That’s the “trade-off” that comes with fame, as they say.
Most of the time she just shrugs them off, but when it’s about her family, how she handles her finances, and the constant pressure from people wanting her to get pregnant, Heart knows when to raise hell. TBH, we feel like it’s more tricky than answering pageant questions within 30 seconds. Trust us, she has a lot of those on TikTok! She’s pretty much like the Ate you never knew you needed and have always admired for her independence. Read on below for Heart Evangelista’s sassiest, classiest responses to her bashers.
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1. WHEN SOMEONE ASKED HER WHY HER KILI KILI IS “LUKOT”
When Heart shared a photo of her and husband Chiz Escudero on Instagram, a basher was quick to point out how her armpits were all wrinkly. Of course, she snapped HARD. Here for the skin 101 education!
2. HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER QUESTION HEART’S BODY AND HOW SHE SPENDS HER MONEY
Paki nga . Charaught . https://t.co/mbhAJUAYF2— LoveMarie O. Escudero (@heart021485) October 13, 2021
Honestly, is it really that hard to keep your mouth shut? Even our parents taught us that if you’ve got nothing good to say, just keep quiet.
3. EVEN HEART’S TOE NAILS COULDN’T GET A FREE PASS
People tend to forget that what they say is a reflection of who they are and obviously, Heart had to remind them.
4. WHEN A BASHER QUESTIONED HER HUSBAND’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS
When your husband’s the Governor of Sorsogon and you’re Heart Evangelista, it’s easy for other people to point fingers when you accompany him with the activities in his hometown. Proving that she has the back of Chiz, she quickly shut down one basher and told them, “research 🙂 baka maiyak ka :)” Time for some reading!
5. WHEN A USER WAS CURIOUS IF SHE ACTUALLY HELPED PEOPLE AT THE HEIGHT OF THE PANDEMIC
In a now deleted tweet, a “cure use” user asked if Heart helped people and continued her charity work. This was the time when netizens were demanding accountability from public figures. Heart then replied in the most unbothered way, especially since she uses her Twitter account to connect and reach out to people who are in need. This might just be one of her highest-engaging tweets to date.
6. WHEN SHE SHUT DOWN POLITICAL RUMORS
Politics is not for me ??❤️ I can help without that kind of power . ❤️ https://t.co/DjETMxfk1g— LoveMarie O. Escudero (@heart021485) July 1, 2020
“People questioning Heart’s political motives” should actually be a series because she always gets these types of questions from time to time. Her doing charity work, supporting local businesses, accompanying her husband in his engagements might seem like an easy pattern to spot, but not for Heart. She genuinely loves lending a hand to those in need even without the political power. A sad stereotype, TBH.
7. WHEN SHE SUBTLY COMPARED HER BASHER TO AN ASWANG
The fact that she doesn’t have to do anything to make her bashers’ blood boil is a different kind of power. She adviced one of them to take garlic, which is one of the catalysts for high blood except the side effect is it’s “not good for the aswang.” Woops, apply to burned area.
8. WHEN HEART’S JUST SOOOO OVER WITH THE BAOG COMMENTS
Ok na sana lahat.stop telling me to get pregnant unless you really want to hurt me.Nobody knows the real struggle Also may I add life is good people I love are fine and everything else in between is ok so bonus nalang if I do conceive https://t.co/PBiTrwxGhc’s my body?? https://t.co/ZT4mGT7PFh— LoveMarie O. Escudero (@heart021485) September 6, 2021
Heart addressing baog or “barren” comments should be another series aside from bashers questioning her spending habits. When she posted a vlog of her recent “mini honeymoon” with husband Chiz, of course there always had to be at least one comment about getting pregnant. We still can’t wrap our heads as to why they think they have a say when it comes to the bodies of others. Armed with their own will and choices, a woman’s purpose in this world is not just to bear children nor please her husband, FYI. As always, Heart had the classiest yet sassiest reply by calling the user “ul*l” or crazy.
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